So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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