Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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