Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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