You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Randomize
