yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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