halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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