After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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