so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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