nutella sex= disaster
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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