cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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