would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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