Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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