Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Is this like a preordered booty call?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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