Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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