No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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