Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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