He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Randomize
