I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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