On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just had sex bonerless
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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