I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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