You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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