So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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