okay pat passed out under dana's car
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Someone came in the potted fern
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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