Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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