Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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