Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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