my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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