Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I know her cup size but not her name....
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