i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
My hand turned me down
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize