I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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