Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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