well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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