in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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