I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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