YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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