He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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