so that wasnt chicken after all
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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