i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The air was thick with penises
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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