grandma shit on top of the toilet
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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