whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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