Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
All I want is dick and wine.
Randomize
