You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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