Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
