Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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