I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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