Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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