Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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