i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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