she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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