My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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