So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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