This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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