ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
