your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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