are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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