So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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