eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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