have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
